got this from Stumbleupon:
1. No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If you sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4. Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
9. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
10. School lunches stick to the wall.
11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
13. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
I am not fat... just doing my share in the fight against anorexia :D
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no non sense when it comes to friendship
new discovery ko about friendship ( or dati pa pero now ko lang napagtanto) : Nag uusap kayo abt mga bagay na walang kwenta at sense the you realized about it na talagang wala siyang kwenta at sense pero tuloy pa rin kayo sa pag uusap [does this makes any sense to you at all?] ---kausap ko kasi ang galit sa nyipnyap na si peñaflorida eh, kaya bigla ko tol naisip hehe..
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